1999 was apparrently a kickass st pats day! I missed it-work sucks but check out this quote from spaver Good fucken time man, lots of drunk bitches. We never got to see any of the p- rade because we got a late start, but we still drank from about 2:00 to very late. As much as I hate to say it, "You missed a good time." That will teach you to fucken work on one of the biggest drinkfests of the year. I'm very disappointed."
SORRY NEVER UPDATED THIS YEARS PREAKNESS.HOT! REAL FUCKING HOT! LIKE A THOUSAND DEGREES HOT! BURNT TO A FUCKING CRISP BUT WE DID SEE A LOT OF TITS!
Forgot to update this too, cinco blew!! Our local cinco spot didn't have it outside like normal which is why they must all fucking die
JIMMY BUFFET
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