THE PONG WARRIORS



MEATBALL:"NOTHING HAPPENED TO MY VOICE!!!"

CHRIS:"I'LL EAT THAT THOUSAND LEGGER FOR 10 BUCKS!"

SPAVER:"LET'S TIE HER UP WITH HER PANTS!"

BONES:"YOU EEEEDDDIOT!!!!"

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MONK:"CUT THE LINE RELOOP!

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IGGY:"OFFICER I DIDN'T THROW ANYTHING!"

  • RICKY

    "I'm not fucking drunk you fucking fucked up fucker. fuck you you fucking fuckface"


    PONGERS WE DON'T SEE EVERY DAY

    • TEDDY

      "ME AND RUSSEL WERE FUCKIN A DEAD ALLIGATOR..."

    • BARRY O'

      "THIS SUCKS"

    • GORSKY

      "I shot myself because I'm polish"

    • TIMMY S

      "YOU CAN GET PUSSY ON THE WEB"

    • JIM KENNEDY

      "I put a badger in a sack, smacked it against a rock and threw it at the wops next door!!"

    • Smilin Sal

      "whoa"

    Pong the next generation

    JUNIOR GE OFF:"CAN I HAVE A SIP?"